Microsoft's Faults List
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1. Internet Explorer has it's own kind of JAVA, only MSIE can read it.
2. They blantely copied off of the Macintosh with Windows 95.
3. The "Windows 96" is exactialy the same as Win95, the start-up screen is just diffrent.
4. The desktop wallpaper can only be a crappy bitmap, why not JPG or GIF?
5. You can only set WAV sound files for sounds thew out the computer.
6. They are trying to take over the Internet, only having MSIE come with Win95, most people never know Netscape event is avable, and with MSN, theit own Internet service.
7. The name "My Computer", should be Bill Gates' computer, after all only his products will work on it.
8. Windows 95, is like what monkey trainers use; little colorful pictures for each object.
8. It shouldn't be "Where do you want to go today?", it's more like "Where should we take you, so you can't get back, today".
9. You can't change the icons unless you are a computer genius, or you are useing a non-microsoft product that that a point and click thingy to practualy do it for you.
10. Windows 98, was supposted to Windows 97, but there was so many buggs it got held over and is now Windows 98!
11. The "The Internet" thing on the desktop is Internet Explorer, that isan't really the internet, it is just one version of the internet.
12. To get Excel to add numbers in a certian row, you have to know a special code, something like this: a4+b2=c1.
13. Internet Explorer copyed off of Netscape 3.0 GOLD with the "Edit" thinger.
14. Windows 95 is the only opperating system, that I know of, that people have to re-install, because of faults, errors, and General Protection Faults.
15. You can't upload to a remote server with Internet Explorer, whats up with that?
16. The name Recyele Bin gives you the idea that it does something good, while the Macintosh's Trash Can does bad stuff, they both do the same thing.
17. Windows 95 has it's own keybord, with a key that opend the start menu, who cares about how you open the start menu?
18. Everyone says that Bill Gates is the smartest man alive, well he said "640k ought to be enugh for everyone." 640k, I don't think so!
19. The only thing the 95 stands for is the year it was released and how many pages are in the install guide.
20. Windows 95 is 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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