The Little Microsoft Man
A pun on "The Gingerbread Man
Once upon a time there was a man, named Bill Gates, that lived in Seattle. He decieted to make a his own company named Microsoft. From that day everyone called him the Little Microsoft Man.
He soon has many companys that wanted to kill his company. First he came into contact with Apple. Apple chased Microsoft threw the computer world, and Bill kept on saying, "Program, Program as fast as you can. You can't catch me I'm the little Microsot Man."
Bill beat out Apple, and was still the number 1 company in the world.
So Bill kept on running threw the computer with money in hands, untill he met UNIX. The guys from UNIX chased Bill threw the computer world, and Bill just said, "Program, Program as fast as you can, I beat out Apple, and I'll beat you. You cant catch me. I'm the little Microsoft Man.
Bill blew right by UNIX, by now he was very happy, he has billions of dollars, and a boombing company. One day he met Netscape. He said, "I can beat you," and Bill put Internet Explorer in all of his copies of Windows 95. But that didn't work, the goverment said that Bill was making a monolpy, but Bill ignored it, and just said "Program, Program as fast as you can, I beat out Apple, and UNIX, and I'll beat you. You can't catch me. I'm the Little Microsoft Man."
The goverment didn't give up, and charged Bill 1 million dollars a day, untill he gave up. When Bill Gave up, Netscape had won the fight, and The Little Microsoft Man was now weaker.
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